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The big advantage to playing the Venetian in Las Vegas - where it's a beautiful theater - is that unlike other places, even many other nice venues, I can do a set and lighting cues, I can put on a real show. I can dress up, wear a tux.
Tim Allen
Beautiful
,
Nice
,
Real
When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.
Tim Allen
Smart
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Saying
,
Somebody
While awaiting sentencing, I decided to give stand-up comedy a shot. The judge had suggested I get my act together, and I took him seriously.
Tim Allen
Judge
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Together
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Him
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American
Type:
Comedian
Born:
June 13
, 1953
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