Sid Waddell Quotes

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
Sid Waddell

Hear, Tense, Atmosphere

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27.
Sid Waddell

Tears, Conquer, Salt

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
Sid Waddell

There's only one word for that - magic darts!
Sid Waddell

Word, Magic, Darts

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
Sid Waddell

Down, Trying, Kangaroo

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
Sid Waddell

Happy, Looks, Microwave

The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!
Sid Waddell

Players, Park, Duress

There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.
Sid Waddell

Since, Excitement, Christians

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
Sid Waddell

Strength, Body, Players

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
Sid Waddell

Unless, Leaves, Stick

He's as cool as a prized marrow!
Sid Waddell

Cool, Marrow, Prized

Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.
Sid Waddell

That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!
Sid Waddell

Three, Throwing, Onions

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
Sid Waddell

Greatest, Since, Comeback

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
Sid Waddell

Heart, Pure, Beat

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Biography

Nationality: British

Type: Entertainer

Born: August 10, 1940

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