All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
Shelley Winters

Every now and then, when you're on stage, you hear the best sound a player can hear. It's a sound you can't get in movies or in television. It is the sound of a wonderful, deep silence that means you've hit them where they live.
Shelley Winters

I have bursts of being a lady, but it doesn't last long.
Shelley Winters

I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.
Shelley Winters

I was so cold the other day, I almost got married.
Shelley Winters

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.
Shelley Winters

In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes the problems.
Shelley Winters

It was so cold I almost got married.
Shelley Winters

Now that I'm over sixty I'm veering toward respectability.
Shelley Winters

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Shelley Winters

Where do you go to get anorexia?
Shelley Winters