Scott Adams Quotes

Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist - you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess, and working at home just seems easier.
Scott Adams

Work, Home, Pretty

One of the reasons why you like to do your own drawings is, your style changes over time. And there's something about that that keeps it fresh to the viewer.
Scott Adams

Time, Why, Changes

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
Scott Adams

Brain, Dead, Pretend

Some of my best friends are Venture Capitalists, but let's face it, a hamster with Alzheimer's could make those kind of numbers. It's great work if you can get it.
Scott Adams

Work, Great, Best

Technology will definitely solve all our problems, but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems.
Scott Adams

Life, Technology, Problems

The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.
Scott Adams

Love, Time, Half

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
Scott Adams

Universe, System, Ways

The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want.
Scott Adams

Family, Home, Live

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.
Scott Adams

Work, Here, Longer

The only risk of failure is promotion.
Scott Adams

Failure, Risk, Promotion

There are always deadlines I have to meet. I don't let myself get too close to the deadlines, so it's not like I'm just sweating bullets or anything if the clock is ticking. I never let myself get in that situation.
Scott Adams

Situation, Meet, Close

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.
Scott Adams

When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.
Scott Adams

Nice, Bad, Become

When you hire that first person, then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.
Scott Adams

Money, Person, Enough

Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
Scott Adams

Life, Work, Best

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Cartoonist

Born: September 28, 1957

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