The best things in life are silly.
Scott Adams

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
Scott Adams

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.
Scott Adams

The only risk of failure is promotion.
Scott Adams

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Scott Adams

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.
Scott Adams

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.
Scott Adams

You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
Scott Adams

You don't have to be a "person of influence" to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.
Scott Adams