Scott Adams Quotes

One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
Scott Adams

Brain, Dead, Pretend

There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother you for six hours.
Scott Adams

We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.
Scott Adams

Knowledge, Key, Develop

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.
Scott Adams

Women, Society, Children

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.
Scott Adams

Job, Security, Popular

For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays.
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Career, Holidays, Weekends

Home is pretty utopian.
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Home, Pretty, Utopian

I get mail; therefore I am.
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Mail, Therefore

I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.
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Someone, Different, Pretty

I hated my work. It never seemed to me to be what I should be doing.
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Work, Hated, Seemed

I have a perverse attraction to risk. Not physical risk but emotional, financial risk - anything than can't kill you immediately.
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Emotional, Risk, Financial

I love magazines. It's such McNugget kind of information.
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Love, Magazines

I try to avoid giving advice.
Scott Adams

Giving, Try, Advice

I would sometimes sit in a crowded restaurant, and say, 'You know, I'm the only person in this restaurant who can't draw.'
Scott Adams

Person, Sometimes, Sit

I'm not happy on vacation. In those rare times when I have three hours with no work I have to do, I'm terribly uncomfortable.
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Work, Happy, Vacation

I'm primarily just an investor.
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Investor, Primarily

I'm surrendering myself to the realities of the Internet.
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Internet, Realities

If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
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Job, Hard, Worth

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
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Done, Find, Show

Let's form proactive synergy restructuring teams.
Scott Adams

Teams, Proactive, Synergy

My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.
Scott Adams

Life, Old, Used

The computer cuts my production time in half. I love it.
Scott Adams

Love, Time, Half

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
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Universe, System, Ways

The longer you work here, diverse it gets.
Scott Adams

Work, Here, Longer

The only risk of failure is promotion.
Scott Adams

Failure, Risk, Promotion

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Cartoonist

Born: September 28, 1957

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