The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs.
Sandra Bernhard

There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed.
Sandra Bernhard

There are so few women in general who aren't completely threatened and confused by other women's success. It's very disappointing.
Sandra Bernhard

Unfortunately, most college kids these days aren't coming from any place-they seem to ask the same kind of questions over and over again.
Sandra Bernhard

When people pay to see you live, they connect with you on a much deeper level than people who just buy your records.
Sandra Bernhard

When you're constantly looking for things from other people, you're not looking within yourself.
Sandra Bernhard

When you're watching the news, how many days in a row can you watch that and feel good about yourself and the world?
Sandra Bernhard