Anything that has cynicism to it and that's jaded is smutty.
Sandra Bernhard

At some point, the pride has to be a part of the whole day-to-day oeuvre. It's part of who you are and doesn't need to be discussed anymore.
Sandra Bernhard

Everybody has their own way of tapping into their realness.
Sandra Bernhard

Gayness is a non-issue.
Sandra Bernhard

I can't tell you 100 percent what makes a relationship work. But I can see something good coming and I can see something bad coming.
Sandra Bernhard

I don't believe in karma.
Sandra Bernhard

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.
Sandra Bernhard

I don't like surgery. I don't like elective surgery, I don't like surgery that you have to have.
Sandra Bernhard

I like the energy of live performance.
Sandra Bernhard

I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have.
Sandra Bernhard

I really, really love Hilary Clinton. I think she's very cool. She's out there and she's involved.
Sandra Bernhard

I think I've drawn from some of the most feminine women, like Jackie Kennedy. I am totally devastated that she's gone. She had it all.
Sandra Bernhard

I'm studying Kabbalah, which is really the essence of Jewish spirituality.
Sandra Bernhard

I'm sure that Jesus was an incredible person.
Sandra Bernhard

I'm trying to appeal to the disenfranchised everybody, not just specifically gay.
Sandra Bernhard

I'm very much a humanist. I'm very much pro-choice. I'm very much politically correct.
Sandra Bernhard

I'm very much an optimist. I don't think I could do my work if I didn't believe there was some kind of hope for humanity.
Sandra Bernhard

I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.
Sandra Bernhard

Smut, if it's really smut, there's nothing backing it up. It's the easy way out.
Sandra Bernhard

That disturbs people when they know they didn't have the guts or integrity to stick to their dreams.
Sandra Bernhard