Samantha Bee Quotes

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.
Samantha Bee

Around, Last, Year

The best part about poker is there's no down side.
Samantha Bee

Best, Down, Side

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.
Samantha Bee

A lot of funny stuff happens in Canada.
Samantha Bee

Funny, Happens, Stuff

I am a cookbook fanatic.
Samantha Bee

Fanatic, Cookbook

I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is.
Samantha Bee

Why, Working, Weird

I don't think the show would be funny to you if you didn't already have a base of information.
Samantha Bee

Funny, Show, Base

I get maximum satisfaction out of buying children's clothes online.
Samantha Bee

Children, Clothes, Buying

I hate birthdays. I thought that I only hated my own birthday, and then I realized that I hate my children's birthdays too.
Samantha Bee

Birthday, Hate, Children

I learn something in the interviews from time to time.
Samantha Bee

Time, Learn, Interviews

I think NASCAR's coming to Canada now so it'll take on a whole new relevance. Be afraid.
Samantha Bee

Afraid, Whole, Coming

I think the show does better with newsmakers and politicians than it does with actors.
Samantha Bee

Show, Newsmakers

I was totally unknown in the television and film industry in Canada.
Samantha Bee

Film, Television, Unknown

I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.
Samantha Bee

Living, Moment, Moments

If it wasn't for what goes on in the world of politics, we wouldn't really have much of a show.
Samantha Bee

Politics, Show, Goes

It is so expensive to take care of my hair and keep it looking like I was born with it, when my real hair is the color of rat fur.
Samantha Bee

Care, Real, Keep

It was only a few years ago that I couldn't get hired to save my life.
Samantha Bee

Life, Few, Save

It's great when you have people who will speak passionately and honestly about what they are doing.
Samantha Bee

Great, Speak, Honestly

It's not every day people fly you to New York for auditions.
Samantha Bee

York, Fly, Auditions

There are some people who believe that these are not real stories with real people, but they actually are.
Samantha Bee

Real, Actually, Stories

You have to be willing to ask questions that almost no one else would ask.
Samantha Bee

Else, Almost, Ask

I believe in breakfast. It's the one meal that my kids usually eat without a fuss, so that's huge. As for myself, I can't function without it, and I see it as a great way to get some healthy greens in, some coffee, and on a good day, maybe even some news of the world via the newspaper.
Samantha Bee

Good, Great, Coffee

I never believe them when they say that because you really have to sort of be aware of what's going on in the news in order to get the jokes on the show.
Samantha Bee

Show, Order, Jokes

I think that my love of cooking grew out of my love of reading about cooking. When I was a kid, we had a bookcase in the kitchen filled with cookbooks. I would eat all my meals reading about meals I could have been having.
Samantha Bee

Love, Reading, Cooking

I'm shy, but I'm not clinically shy. I don't have social anxiety disorder or anything like that. I more have a gentle shyness. Like, I have a little trouble mingling at parties.
Samantha Bee

Social, Trouble, Anxiety

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Biography

Nationality: American

Born: 1969

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