Roseanne Barr Quotes

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
Roseanne Barr

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
Roseanne Barr

Excuse the mess but we live here.
Roseanne Barr

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
Roseanne Barr

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them.
Roseanne Barr

I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job.
Roseanne Barr

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.
Roseanne Barr

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life.
Roseanne Barr

I was completely nuts for most of my life.
Roseanne Barr

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
Roseanne Barr

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel.
Roseanne Barr

My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.
Roseanne Barr

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest.
Roseanne Barr

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
Roseanne Barr

There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect.
Roseanne Barr

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself.
Roseanne Barr

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
Roseanne Barr

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Roseanne Barr Quotes

Type: Actress Quotes Category: American Actress Quotes Date of Birth: November 3, 1952 Nationality: American Find on Amazon: Roseanne Barr Related Authors: Marilyn Monroe Mae West Joan Crawford Katharine Hepburn Gilda Radner Lauren Bacall Bette Davis Shelley Winters Lily Tomlin	A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego. Roseanne Barr As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job. Roseanne Barr Excuse the mess but we live here. Roseanne Barr Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive? Roseanne Barr I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them. Roseanne Barr I figure if my kids are alive at the end of the day, I've done my job. Roseanne Barr I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job. Roseanne Barr I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life. Roseanne Barr I was completely nuts for most of my life. Roseanne Barr It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it. Roseanne Barr My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel. Roseanne Barr My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact. Roseanne Barr The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest. Roseanne Barr The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it. Roseanne Barr There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect. Roseanne Barr Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself. Roseanne Barr Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with. Roseanne Barr