A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Ronald Knox

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
Ronald Knox

A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Ronald Knox

It is so stupid of modern civilisation to have given up believing in the devil when he is the only explanation of it.
Ronald Knox

Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.
Ronald Knox

The hall-mark of American humour is its pose of illiteracy.
Ronald Knox

When suave politeness, tempering bigot zeal, corrected 'I believe' to 'one does feel'.
Ronald Knox