Boxing is smoky halls and kidneys battered until they bleed.
Roger Kahn

Football is violence and cold weather and sex and college rye.
Roger Kahn

Horse racing is animated roulette.
Roger Kahn

I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press.
Roger Kahn

Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.
Roger Kahn

You may glory in a team triumphant... But you fall in love with a team in defeat.
Roger Kahn