Robin Williams Quotes

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
Robin Williams

Women, Wine, Ready

I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... a large Arctic region covered with ice.
Robin Williams

Country, Once, Large

I don't do well with snakes and I can't dance.
Robin Williams

Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.
Robin Williams

Started, Internet, Walls

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
Robin Williams

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
Robin Williams

Family, Someone, Knew

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.
Robin Williams

Time, Night, Play

In America they really do mythologise people when they die.
Robin Williams

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Robin Williams

Love, Her, Remind

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
Robin Williams

Question, Ask, Media

You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.
Robin Williams

Start, Everyone, Knows

You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous.
Robin Williams

Forget, Working, Keep

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
Robin Williams

Water, Notice, Speaks

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.
Robin Williams

Green, Cook, String

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Nationality: American

Born: July 21, 1952

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