The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
Robin Williams

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
Robin Williams

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Robin Williams

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.
Robin Williams

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
Robin Williams

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
Robin Williams

When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
Robin Williams

When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
Robin Williams

When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
Robin Williams

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Robin Williams

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
Robin Williams

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
Robin Williams