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Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: July 21, 1952 Nationality: American Find on Amazon: Robin Williams Related Authors: George Carlin P. J. O'Rourke Bill Cosby W. C. Fields Steven Wright Groucho Marx Rodney Dangerfield Rita Rudner Henny Youngman Widget to Facebook, MySpace, iGoogle, Blogger, and more |
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Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
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Robin Williams Carpe per diem - seize the check. Robin Williams Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money. Robin Williams Comedy is acting out optimism. Robin Williams Cricket is basically baseball on valium. Robin Williams Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus. Robin Williams Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason. Robin Williams Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work! Robin Williams I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out. Robin Williams I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. Robin Williams If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? Robin Williams If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. Robin Williams Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose. Robin Williams No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world. Robin Williams People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. Robin Williams Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. Robin Williams Reality: What a concept! Robin Williams See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" Robin Williams The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. Robin Williams |
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