Robin Williams Quotes

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
Robin Williams

Funny, Sorry, Agree

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Robin Williams

Funny, Nothing, Why

Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
Robin Williams

Nature, Saying, Spring

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams

Through, Divorce, Word

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Robin Williams

Women, Days, Intense

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
Robin Williams

Lose, Madness, Spark

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
Robin Williams

Tired, Saying, Baseball

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Robin Williams

Gay, Night, Broke

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
Robin Williams

Funny, Why, Number

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.
Robin Williams

Fight, Nothing, Person

You're only given one little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
Robin Williams

Lose, Madness, Spark

The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
Robin Williams

Second, Says, Bear

We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
Robin Williams

Cousins, South, Cloning

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
Robin Williams

Change, Words, Tell

What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
Robin Williams

Everything, Wrong, Else

Comedy is acting out optimism.
Robin Williams

Acting, Optimism, Comedy

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.
Robin Williams

Living, Dead, Alive

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.
Robin Williams

Pretty, Himself, Language

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
Robin Williams

Reality, Cope, Crutch

Carpe per diem - seize the check.
Robin Williams

Business, Seize, Check

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
Robin Williams

Love, Tough, Kids

Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
Robin Williams

Reason, Eat, Mayonnaise

Reality: What a concept!
Robin Williams

Reality, Concept

Cricket is basically baseball on valium.
Robin Williams

Baseball, Cricket, Basically

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!
Robin Williams

Work, Business, Giving

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Nationality: American

Born: July 21, 1952

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