Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.
Rob Corddry

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.
Rob Corddry

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.
Rob Corddry

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
Rob Corddry

The first year or so on The Daily Show is pretty intense in terms of travel. You're going to the worst places in the country, talking to the craziest people in the world.
Rob Corddry

The head writer loves that my character is a boor.
Rob Corddry

The show is a satire, which gives us freedom to do anything we want. Satire is the magic word that wipes away any culpability. The media is jealous of this freedom.
Rob Corddry

This limited theatrical release was a nice little bonus that I never expected.
Rob Corddry

Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.
Rob Corddry

Wow. I am really pretentious.
Rob Corddry

You're encouraged to pitch your own story. That way, you'll have more control over what you do.
Rob Corddry