Rob Corddry Quotes

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
Rob Corddry

Funny, Secret, Bit

Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.
Rob Corddry

Cool, Daily, Show

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.
Rob Corddry

Off, Week, Left

Wow. I am really pretentious.
Rob Corddry

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.
Rob Corddry

Pure, Oil, Ethanol

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.
Rob Corddry

Stupid, Thought, While

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.
Rob Corddry

Down, Thought, Year

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.
Rob Corddry

Working, Until, Election

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.
Rob Corddry

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.
Rob Corddry

Company, Name, National

I get all of my comedy from CNN.
Rob Corddry

I have to stay true to myself.
Rob Corddry

I just want to do cool stuff.
Rob Corddry

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.
Rob Corddry

Night, Learned, Election

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.
Rob Corddry

Funny, Bad, Someone

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.
Rob Corddry

Saying, Remember, College

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.
Rob Corddry

Friend, Writing, Win

I want to manufacture a feud.
Rob Corddry

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.
Rob Corddry

Everything, Absolutely, Backstage

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care.
Rob Corddry

Care, Long, Guy

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.
Rob Corddry

Jesus, Born, Anew

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.
Rob Corddry

Makes, Once, Next

Pat O'Brien knows nothing. He's on the Hell express.
Rob Corddry

Nothing, Hell, Knows

People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is.
Rob Corddry

Sure, Share, Exactly

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you're really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously.
Rob Corddry

Funny, Sometimes, Actually

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Biography

Nationality: American

Born: February 4, 1971

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