Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.
Rob Corddry

Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil.
Rob Corddry

I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.
Rob Corddry

I didn't hang any pictures in my office for a year because I thought that I would be jinxing myself and have to take them down the next day.
Rob Corddry

I didn't really feel 100 percent comfortable until we started working on the 2004 election.
Rob Corddry

I don't feel like I even need to contribute.
Rob Corddry

I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.
Rob Corddry

I get all of my comedy from CNN.
Rob Corddry

I have to stay true to myself.
Rob Corddry

I just want to do cool stuff.
Rob Corddry


I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.
Rob Corddry

I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece.
Rob Corddry

I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials.
Rob Corddry

I touched an Oscar once. Friend of mine has one, for writing. As soon as I touched it, he said, Now you'll never win one.
Rob Corddry

I want to manufacture a feud.
Rob Corddry

I was going out for absolutely everything that was in Backstage.
Rob Corddry

I've got like a week and a half left, all bets are off.
Rob Corddry

If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care.
Rob Corddry

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
Rob Corddry

It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus.
Rob Corddry