I often sit back and think, I wish I'd done that, and find out later that I already have.
Richard Harris

Jesus is just a word I use to swear with.
Richard Harris

Many kids turn to selling drugs. It's not a good career choice, but they see it as a way to get money.
Richard Harris

Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon or eating him away like a poisonous fungus on a tree.
Richard Harris

There's more fiction in my life than in books, so I don't bother with them.
Richard Harris

Winning the Pulitzer is not that big a deal. I have seen hundreds of plays that have won the prize and you couldn't sit half way through it. The Pulitzer is a common prize that means very little.
Richard Harris