Beauty is only skin deep, and the world is full of thin skinned people.
Richard Armour

Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each other's faults.
Richard Armour

I love a finished speaker, I really, truly do I don't mean one who's polished, I just mean one who's through.
Richard Armour

I've suffered from all of the hang-ups known, and none is as bad as the telephone.
Richard Armour

In larger things we are convivial; what causes trouble is the trivial.
Richard Armour

It is all right to hold a conversation but you should let go of it now and then.
Richard Armour

Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife.
Richard Armour

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
Richard Armour

Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.
Richard Armour

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.
Richard Armour


Until Eve arrived, this was a man's world.
Richard Armour

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.
Richard Armour