Red Buttons Quotes

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
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Kids, Hand, Leaves

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.
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I am always joking and always clowning, giving and helping.
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Giving, Helping, Joking

I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.
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Truth, Wanted, Tell

If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!
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Business, Lose, Show

Then, there was Cary Grant. He spent three hours a week in hospitals teaching nervous people how to eat jello.
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Three, Week, Eat

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.
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Goal, Working, Keep

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Biography

Nationality: American

Born: February 5, 1919

Died: July 13, 2006

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