Ray Romano Quotes

I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.
Ray Romano

Money, Thought, Student

I'm a little different from the average dude because I'm on high-def TV now.
Ray Romano

Different, Tv, Average

I'm aging, and the world is seeing it.
Ray Romano

I'm from New York.
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I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.
Ray Romano

Stupid, Important, Tell

In school, I wasn't a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh.
Ray Romano

Good, School, Laugh

It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.
Ray Romano

Seems, Common, Low

It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.
Ray Romano

Insecurity, Makes, Audience

My career has been my craziest adventure.
Ray Romano

Career, Adventure, Craziest

My kids are growing up and it's hard to accept they are their own person and they're independent.
Ray Romano

Hard, Person, Kids

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
Ray Romano

Money, Morning, Wife

The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out.
Ray Romano

Best, Comedy, Drama

The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you're, if we're talking about comedy, of the live audience.
Ray Romano

Live, Comedy, Talking

Well, I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means.
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Means, Anyone, Knows

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I'm able to tell a joke. I thank God I'm good at something.
Ray Romano

Good, God, Tell

You know, a TV show is a slow build.
Ray Romano

Show, Build, Tv

You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.
Ray Romano

Before, Hates, Driver

Each day it's like: 'How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit.
Ray Romano

Young, Days, Bit

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they're born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.
Ray Romano

Sleep, Greatest, Joy

I'm always giving myself the Alzheimer's test. My shrink told me to do this. It takes one minute. You name every word that comes to mind that begins with the letter F.
Ray Romano

Mind, Giving, Word

If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.
Ray Romano

Humor, Yourself, Game

If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again.
Ray Romano

Smart, Character, Different

People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film.
Ray Romano

Easy, Film, Both

Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis.
Ray Romano

Attitude, Crisis, After

The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My buddies and I would hop the fence and sneak on and play.
Ray Romano

Time, Play, Golf

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Actor

Born: December 21, 1957

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