I feel like this is a dream - and I apologize for how I dressed some of you.
Ray Romano

I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.
Ray Romano

I love standup and I haven't given it up.
Ray Romano

If I'm really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again.
Ray Romano

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.
Ray Romano

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
Ray Romano

People are going to see both of us and think it's an Abbott and Costello kind of thing. It's not an easy switch. It's not an easy transition from TV to film.
Ray Romano

The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life.
Ray Romano

You don't want to shock them and do something totally opposite, but you also want to play a different character.
Ray Romano