Add the "Quote of the Day" to Your Site or Blog - it's EASY!
Home - Quote Topics - Quote Keywords - Author Types - Author Nationalities

Authors:    A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z 

Google Web brainyquote.com   
Ray Combs Quotes

Type:
Comedian Quotes
Category:
American Comedian Quotes
Date of Birth:
April 3, 1956
Date of Death:
June 2, 1996
Nationality:
American
Find on Amazon:
Ray Combs

Related Authors:
Steven Wright
Josh Billings
Groucho Marx
W. C. Fields
Mitch Hedberg
James Thurber
Rodney Dangerfield
George Carlin

 
I'm real excited about being on CBS and hosting this show. I have been studying all of the great CBS shows. I think I'm prepared, so if you're ready, let's have the first item up for bids.
Ray Combs

Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic person and say, "Who do you think you are?"
Ray Combs

You know, I've done this show for six years, and this could be the first time that I had a person that actually got no points, and I think it's a damn fine way to go out. I thought I was a loser until you walked up here; you made me feel like a man.
Ray Combs


Quotes    RSS Feeds        Copyright 2008 BrainyMedia.com