I feel happy to terrify kids.
R. L. Stine

I guess I'm way too kind and generous, and a saint - if you can believe that!
R. L. Stine

I have a cheat-sheet for each one of my characters about their personality, the way they look, etc. So there is no possible way that I could have writer's block.
R. L. Stine

I used to get a haircut every Saturday so I would never miss any of the comic books. I had practically no hair when I was a kid!
R. L. Stine

Making my class laugh and getting in trouble. I was the class clown.
R. L. Stine

Read. Read. Read. Just don't read one type of book. Read different books by various authors so that you develop different styles.
R. L. Stine

Well, when I was 13, for my bar mitzvah I received my first typewriter. And that was special.
R. L. Stine