Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.
Peter Sellers

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.
Peter Sellers

I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.
Peter Sellers

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.
Peter Sellers

If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I do not know who or what I am.
Peter Sellers

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but I had it surgically removed.
Peter Sellers

There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Peter Sellers

To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences you could ever wish to experience.
Peter Sellers

Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.
Peter Sellers