Paul Merton Quotes

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?
Paul Merton

My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years.
Paul Merton

On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't he said, 'Do you mind if I mug you here?'.
Paul Merton

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Type: Comedian Quotes Category: British Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: July 9, 1957 Nationality: British Find on Amazon: Paul Merton Related Authors: Eddie Izzard Jo Brand Tim Vine Dawn French Tommy Cooper Jennifer Saunders Stephen Fry Michael Palin Graham Chapman	I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is? Paul Merton My school days were the happiest days of my life; which should give you some indication of the misery I've endured over the past twenty-five years. Paul Merton On my first day in New York a guy asked me if I knew where Central Park was. When I told him I didn't he said, 'Do you mind if I mug you here?'. Paul Merton