A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
Paul Lynde

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.
Paul Lynde

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.
Paul Lynde

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.
Paul Lynde

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
Paul Lynde

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
Paul Lynde

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.
Paul Lynde

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
Paul Lynde

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.
Paul Lynde

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.
Paul Lynde


I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
Paul Lynde

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.
Paul Lynde

I laughed all the way through Love Story.
Paul Lynde

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.
Paul Lynde

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.
Paul Lynde

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
Paul Lynde

I think basically an actor is a salesman.
Paul Lynde

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
Paul Lynde

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
Paul Lynde

I'm Liberace without a piano.
Paul Lynde