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Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.
A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.
I'm Liberace without a piano.
If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.
I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.
I think basically an actor is a salesman.
I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.
I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.
My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.
Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.
My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.
I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.
I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.
The dining room in my old house was truly magnificent, but by far the worst room for conversation. I'd get up from the table, a very long table, and somebody would always say, Paul, I never got to talk to you.
I laughed all the way through Love Story.
An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.
I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.
Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.
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