Paul Lynde Quotes

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
Paul Lynde

Funny, Wish, Nerve

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
Paul Lynde

Food, Wonderful, Plate

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
Paul Lynde

Funny, Family, Another

I feel now it's useless to keep hoping. The way things are today, we live in a world that needs laughter, and I've decided if I can make people laugh, I'm making a more important contribution.
Paul Lynde

Today, Live, Laughter

I'm Liberace without a piano.
Paul Lynde

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
Paul Lynde

Place, Dangerous, Full

A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.
Paul Lynde

Place, Stage, Room

I laughed all the way through Love Story.
Paul Lynde

Love, Through, Story

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.
Paul Lynde

Off, Knowing, Actor

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.
Paul Lynde

Comedy, Almost, Realism

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
Paul Lynde

Food, Constant, Household

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
Paul Lynde

Off, Three, Surgery

I don't always prepare such rich meals. Sometimes I'll just serve a simple quiche, salad and dessert for dinner. During the week I try to eat lightly.
Paul Lynde

Simple, Try, Rich

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
Paul Lynde

Funny, Why, Hell

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.
Paul Lynde

Remember, Understand, Why

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
Paul Lynde

Iq

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.
Paul Lynde

Beautiful, Wine, Silver

I may find something that looks interesting and then go on to alter the recipe by adding spices, things of my own. I also look for time-saving recipes, dishes that can be prepared ahead and stored.
Paul Lynde

May, Find, Looks

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.
Paul Lynde

Often, Days, Water

I think basically an actor is a salesman.
Paul Lynde

Actor, Salesman, Basically

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
Paul Lynde

Famous, Rich, Obsessed

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.
Paul Lynde

Death, Lost, Half

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.
Paul Lynde

Become, Alcoholic, Celebrity

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.
Paul Lynde

It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.
Paul Lynde

Life, Moment, Worst

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Biography

Nationality: American

Born: June 13, 1926

Died: January 10, 1982

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