Ozzy Osbourne Quotes

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
Ozzy Osbourne

Drunk, Different, Sober

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
Ozzy Osbourne

Mind, Lost, Miss

To be a liar, you've got to have a great memory, and I don't have a memory.
Ozzy Osbourne

Great, Liar, Memory

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
Ozzy Osbourne

I have a saying. 'Never judge a book by its cover'. I say that because I don't even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.
Ozzy Osbourne

Judge, Saying, Book

You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don't bite off more than you can chew. It's a dangerous world.
Ozzy Osbourne

Off, Dangerous, Careful

All that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I don't subscribe to any of that. It's all just music. I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who's to say what is and isn't a certain type of music?
Ozzy Osbourne

Music, Rock, Nothing

I have a genuine love affair with my audience. When I'm on stage they're not privileged to see me. It's a privilege for me to see them.
Ozzy Osbourne

Love, Stage, Audience

I can't do anything in moderation.
Ozzy Osbourne

I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.
Ozzy Osbourne

Time, Someone, Reality

Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years!
Ozzy Osbourne

Life, Morning, Mean

What is the world coming to?
Ozzy Osbourne

Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.
Ozzy Osbourne

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing.
Ozzy Osbourne

Same, Kids, Alcoholic

I'm about caring, I'm about people, and I'm about entertaining people. I'm a family man. A husband. A father. I've been a lot of other things over the years, which we don't really want to talk about.
Ozzy Osbourne

Family, Husband, Father

They say military have the so-called 'secret intelligence' - this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I've never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.
Ozzy Osbourne

Stupid, Person, Sense

What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by.
Ozzy Osbourne

Music, Brain, Seizure

When you're young, you're stupid. You do silly things.
Ozzy Osbourne

Stupid, Young, Silly

I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.
Ozzy Osbourne

Down, Cannot, Honor

I couldn't be a royal. It's like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
Ozzy Osbourne

Living, Royal, Bowl

I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
Ozzy Osbourne

Used, Sister, Marry

I wish I didn't have to perform 'Iron Man' every night.
Ozzy Osbourne

Night, Wish, Iron

I'll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
Ozzy Osbourne

Stupid, Idiot, Dead

I'm a very simple man. You've got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off... and the nightmare continues.
Ozzy Osbourne

Simple, Off, Turn

I'm dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I've got something like a hereditary tremor.
Ozzy Osbourne

Disorder, Dyslexic, Hereditary

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Nationality: English

Born: December 3, 1948

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