A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.
Olin Miller

If you realize you aren't so wise today as you thought you were yesterday, you're wiser today.
Olin Miller

If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.
Olin Miller

If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.
Olin Miller

Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.
Olin Miller

It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him.
Olin Miller

One of the best things people could do for their descendents would be to sharply limit the number of them.
Olin Miller

We probably wouldn't worry about what people think of us if we could know how seldom they do.
Olin Miller

What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's.
Olin Miller

Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.
Olin Miller


You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.
Olin Miller