Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed.
Noel Coward

Squash - that's not exercise, it's flagellation.
Noel Coward

Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
Noel Coward

That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives since to equal it in strength? A sort of splendid carelessness it was, holding us together.
Noel Coward

The higher the building the lower the morals.
Noel Coward

There's always something fishy about the French.
Noel Coward

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?
Noel Coward

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
Noel Coward

Work is much more fun than fun.
Noel Coward