My mother did literally hitchhike barefoot to the country store.
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My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn't realise I was going to get educated.
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My parents were extremely generous. The people they would get to work for them might not have regular bathing habits, but they'd be good at wearing masking tape on their nipples.
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Not many people know what their parents sound like having sex. It was noisy.
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The idea of licking stamps seemed great fun for me.
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We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one.
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Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that it's a better something.
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