I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.
Moe Howard
I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.
Moe Howard
Only fools are positive.
Moe Howard
We're not nearly as violent as the westerns.
Moe Howard
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