Mo Rocca Quotes

Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.
Mo Rocca

Great, Comedy, Hypocrisy

A young imagination is bold, likes to make bigger leaps. It likes to, well, imagine that the dustbuster is a dinosaur; that the computer mouse is a hotrod; that the box is a cave; that the rawhide is a torch... or a baton... or something.
Mo Rocca

Young, Imagine, Computer

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.
Mo Rocca

Christmas, Goodness, Stocking

Did I end up finding a little blue pill to cure America's electoral dysfunction? Unfortunately, it's not that simple.
Mo Rocca

Simple, End, America

Digital television, satellite radio, videogames, iPods - so much media. Do books even matter anymore?
Mo Rocca

Matter, Books, Media

Generally I get up at around 7. But oftentimes, I'll be lolling in bed a little bit earlier - sometimes as early as 5:45 - filing in my mind all the things I have to get done. Which is, of course, totally unproductive.
Mo Rocca

Mind, Done, Sometimes

Homemade sweaters are always itchy.
Mo Rocca

Itchy, Homemade, Sweaters

Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out.
Mo Rocca

Wanted, Comedy, Stories

I am a kamikaze gadfly.
Mo Rocca

I bruise like a grape.
Mo Rocca

I can't be everything to everyone. Send me your specs.
Mo Rocca

Everything, Everyone, Send

I don't think everyone should vote. If you have to be dragged into the polls, carried into the polls and smelling salts have to be used, you probably shouldn't be voting. However, we shouldn't be putting up barriers to voting that target certain groups.
Mo Rocca

Vote, Voting, Everyone

I hate homemade sweaters.
Mo Rocca

Hate, Homemade, Sweaters

I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it.
Mo Rocca

Feeling, Remember, Coffee

I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things.
Mo Rocca

Few, Useless, Mostly

I love Christmas. Frosty the Snowman, peace on Earth and mangers, Salvation Army bell ringers and reindeer, the movie 'Meet Me in St. Louis,' office parties and cookies.
Mo Rocca

Love, Peace, Christmas

I love the excess of Christmas. The shopping season that begins in September, the bad pop star recordings of Christmas carols, the decorations that don't know when to come down.
Mo Rocca

Love, Christmas, Bad

I mean, you're gonna be left behind if you don't appreciate the genius that is Meredith Vieira.
Mo Rocca

Mean, Genius, Left

I still don't know how to cook and that's just unacceptable.
Mo Rocca

I think that Obama is very cool. And I think he's clever, and I think he can be witty. But I don't think he's funny in either the way that Reagan was funny - or John McCain and Dick Cheney are both funny in that ruthless, kind of mean way.
Mo Rocca

Funny, Cool, Mean

I was not a jock in high school. I know, you're shocked.
Mo Rocca

School, High, Shocked

I was way too hyperactive to study for long. I would freak out, then crash, then be too tired to read or write. I really should have had less sugar.
Mo Rocca

Tired, Long, Study

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation.
Mo Rocca

Leadership, Sports, Character

I'd rather call myself a mischief-maker, an imp, rather than a satirist. Satirist sounds so self important. Plus no one is calling himself an imp right now. It makes me feel special.
Mo Rocca

Important, Self, Special

I'm always working on a few different stories at once, so there's always some really big coffee table book I'm carrying around.
Mo Rocca

Book, Different, Working

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Writer

Born: January 28, 1969

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