Mike Royko Quotes

Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax.
Mike Royko

Cheating, American, Mothers

It's been my policy to view the Internet not as an 'information highway,' but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.
Mike Royko

Computers, View, Internet

I never went to a John Wayne movie to find a philosophy to live by or to absorb a profound message. I went for the simple pleasure of spending a couple of hours seeing the bad guys lose.
Mike Royko

Live, Simple, Bad

There is only one way to solve the alleged crisis of the erosion of 'family values.' And that is to get right down to the root cause of the problem.
Mike Royko

Family, Crisis, Down

The subject of criminal rehabilitation was debated recently in City Hall. It's an appropriate place for this kind of discussion because the city has always employed so many ex-cons and future cons.
Mike Royko

Future, Place, City

Contrary to popular belief. It's much wiser to take money from the poor than the rich.
Mike Royko

Money, Rich, Poor

Forty years ago, we were on the tail of the Front Page era. There was a different point of view. Reporters and editors were more forgiving of public people. They didn't think they had to stick someone in jail to make a career.
Mike Royko

Someone, Career, Different

God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west.
Mike Royko

God, Country, West

Hollywood has always been political. They consider it their right and duty to tell us what is politically good and right.
Mike Royko

Good, Political, Tell

Hollywood is right. A good and strong movie can have a more powerful social impact than any and all political speeches or newspaper editorials and columns.
Mike Royko

Good, Strong, Powerful

Hollywood likes to boast that it can elevate the national conscience.
Mike Royko

Conscience, National, Hollywood

Reagan's approach will achieve one of the basic goals of the conservative: Things remain basically the same. The rich stay rich and the poor stay poor, or even a little poorer.
Mike Royko

Rich, Same, Poor

When Michael Jordan quit, I suddenly found myself without a sports hero.
Mike Royko

Sports, Hero, Found

Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another. But if you do, there is one obvious cooking tip: Always remember to remove the bell from the cat's collar before cooking.
Mike Royko

Remember, Before, Another

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Writer

Born: September 19, 1932

Died: April 29, 1997

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