She defaced my fly. And I've never been the same since.
Mike Judge

Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.
Mike Judge

Susie Lynn, the producer of those segments, goes in and lays all the voices over the video.
Mike Judge

Then there was a kid in the neighborhood about three blocks away, his name was Bobby Beavis.
Mike Judge

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.
Mike Judge

They say it figures MTV would do such a vulgar, awful, horrible show and they completely miss that it's satirizing the people who watch MTV.
Mike Judge

They're free because they don't know any, better. So they can just run around and do whatever, and do whatever, and most of the time they don't get caught.
Mike Judge

When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest? Who could do the stupidest thing? And you knew it was a stupid thing to do, but you would do it just so you could be the coolest guy. And then you end up doing really cruel crap.
Mike Judge

When the show started out, it was like all of a sudden we had to do 35 episodes and we had just a month and a half to write them, and it took me a while to realize that I was in charge.
Mike Judge

Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you.
Mike Judge

Why should every single character be an honor student who goes around helping others and never doing anything wrong? Is that like the rule or something?
Mike Judge

You know, at that age you want to show everyone else how wild you are. It's a combination of being bored, looking for a cheap thrill and being really stupid - a dangerous combination.
Mike Judge

You ought to try being cruel to some people.
Mike Judge