Mike Epps Quotes

I'm a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me.
Mike Epps

Life, God, Give

But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it.
Mike Epps

Care, Real, Looking

Just the fact that I'm in the game is great. I'm just blessed to be working. I got a plan, but I'm humble and I try to be humble.
Mike Epps

Great, Blessed, Humble

Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes.
Mike Epps

Die, Living, Serious

Cedric, man, it's like if I'm working with you, like I'm sitting here now talking to you, I want to get along with you. That's how I am. I feel like if I get along with you, the work will be splendid.
Mike Epps

Work, Working, Here

Every now and then you get a nice Jewish kid who likes black people and they would come in, and it would be a stream of them, and have black friends and really feel the black struggle on the acting tip and it's a reason why all of us are not dying in the movie.
Mike Epps

Nice, Struggle, Black

Federal prison, if you get any of it, you're going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that is because I had a friend who got sent to the federal joint and his whole... it wasn't about him being in jail. He cried about the 85%.
Mike Epps

Friend, Him, Why

Honestly, I feel like I am a leading man, and it's just going to take the right project, the female and the right studio. It's got to all gel together, you know what I mean?
Mike Epps

Mean, Together, Project

I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.
Mike Epps

Wedding, Nothing, Marriages

I learned that you don't have to be all over the place, that you can be subtle and you can say what you say. The words that you put together can be just as hilarious as falling all over the place or doing something.
Mike Epps

Words, Together, Learned

I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.
Mike Epps

Life, Humor, Sense

I'm gonna have to develop myself. I'm just going to do the best that I can do.
Mike Epps

Best, Develop, Gonna

I'm humble enough to wait and just chill. I'm having fun just working with these good people, man.
Mike Epps

Good, Fun, Humble

With Ice Cube they ain't no telling. He might have one cocked and loaded, ready to bust. We might do The Sunday, two old men sitting around the house waiting on the social security check.
Mike Epps

Men, Waiting, Sunday

You know, my life's changed now. I'm starting to experience what people are really supposed to do. You supposed to be married. You're supposed to have a family, kids, treat your wife right.
Mike Epps

Life, Family, Experience

You know, you can't make the people do what you want them to do.
Mike Epps

I can remember when I was a baby and my mother was there watching the show. I went and bought 100 episodes and watched them. I respect it so much that the sitcom itself and Ed Norton; I'm not playing Ed Norton but my version of it, cause I'm a black man.
Mike Epps

Respect, Mother, Black

I don't know why people think I'm this ad-lib dude.
Mike Epps

I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.
Mike Epps

Comedy, Since, Left

I love Richard Pryor. I love him to death.
Mike Epps

Love, Death, Him

I used to be a dusty little child.
Mike Epps

Child, Used, Dusty

I watch old school film so that I can learn so much that I just sort of miss all the new stuff.
Mike Epps

School, Old, Learn

I would love to play Magnum P.I.
Mike Epps

I'm telling a Richard Pryor story through me.
Mike Epps

Through, Story, Telling

I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.
Mike Epps

Comedy, Bills, Paying

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Nationality: American

Born: November 18, 1970

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