Mickey Rivers Quotes

I don't get upset over things I can control, because if I can control them there's no sense in getting upset. And I don't get upset over things I can't control, because if I can't control them there's no sense in getting upset.
Mickey Rivers

Control, Sense, Getting

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul.
Mickey Rivers

Him, Made, Ugly

Me and George and Billy are two of a kind.
Mickey Rivers

Two, Billy, George

Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.
Mickey Rivers

Game, Half, Hitting

He was lost out there. He was the lost Mohegan.
Mickey Rivers

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.
Mickey Rivers

Pet, Today, Dog

He's so ugly he should have to wear an oxygen mask.
Mickey Rivers

Ugly, Mask, Wear

I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan.
Mickey Rivers

Alone, Felt, Island

My goals are to hit .300, score 100 runs, and stay injury-prone.
Mickey Rivers

Stay, Goals, Hit

The first thing you do when you get out to center field is put up your finger and check the wind chill factor.
Mickey Rivers

Put, Wind, Chill

These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.
Mickey Rivers

Old, Guys, Meals

We'll do all right if we can capitalize on our mistakes.
Mickey Rivers

Mistakes, Capitalize

What was the name of that dog on 'Rin Tin Tin'?
Mickey Rivers

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Nationality: American

Born: October 31, 1948

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