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Type: Comedian Quotes Category: American Comedian Quotes Date of Birth: June 28, 1926 Nationality: American Find on Amazon: Mel Brooks Related Authors: Steven Wright Josh Billings Groucho Marx W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg James Thurber Rodney Dangerfield George Carlin |
Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers.
Mel Brooks Anybody can direct. There are only 11 good writers. Mel Brooks As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes. Mel Brooks Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. Mel Brooks Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him. Mel Brooks Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love. Mel Brooks He who hesitates is poor. Mel Brooks Humor is just another defense against the universe. Mel Brooks I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front. Mel Brooks I only direct in self-defense. Mel Brooks If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. Mel Brooks If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country. Mel Brooks If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. Mel Brooks If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively. Mel Brooks Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you. Mel Brooks Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive. Mel Brooks Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy, they stand no chance. Mel Brooks These men both publicly and privately have done so much for me. Without Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick I would be living in a little motel just around the corner here, trying to make ends meet. Mel Brooks Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. Mel Brooks We rest our case on the production numbers. Mel Brooks We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody. Mel Brooks You're always a little disappointing in person because you can't be the edited essence of yourself. Mel Brooks |
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