I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?
Matt Lauer
It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.
Matt Lauer
Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?
Matt Lauer
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.
Matt Lauer
The Iraqis have once again failed to meet a deadline for a final draft of the constitution.
Matt Lauer
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