Matt Lauer Quotes

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.
Matt Lauer

Brain, Remember, Two

It usually takes two people a little while to learn where the funny buttons are and testy buttons are.
Matt Lauer

Funny, Two, Learn

My dad was Jewish. My mom is not. So I was not raised anything.
Matt Lauer

Mom, Dad, Jewish

Not a lot of conservatives on this list. Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?
Matt Lauer

America, List, Liberals

The Iraqis have once again failed to meet a deadline for a final draft of the constitution.
Matt Lauer

Again, Once, Meet

I get letters from women, and they say, 'I love your Roman nose.' If I weren't on TV and I walked past that same woman, she'd go, 'Did you see the beak on that guy?
Matt Lauer

Love, Women, Past

Times are harder there right now. I think it's been well publicized. We are - the show is not where I want it to be right now. The ratings are not where I want them to be. I want to make it better.
Matt Lauer

Show, Times, Harder

When people start to write articles about what might be wrong with the 'Today' show you know where you should point the finger, point it at me because I have been there the longest. And it's my responsibility.
Matt Lauer

Today, Wrong, Start

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Biography

Nationality: American

Type: Celebrity

Born: December 30, 1957

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