Good parties create a temporary youthfulness.
Mason Cooley

Hatred observes with more care than love does.
Mason Cooley

Hatred of the mother is familiar, but the mother's hatred still comes as a surprise.
Mason Cooley

Human society sustains itself by transforming nature into garbage.
Mason Cooley

Humor does not rescue us from unhappiness, but enables us to move back from it a little.
Mason Cooley

Hypocrisy is the outside of cynicism.
Mason Cooley

I did not know I was in my prime until afterwards.
Mason Cooley

I have learned to keep to myself how exceptional I am.
Mason Cooley

I know that I am what I am. But I am not sure what I am.
Mason Cooley

I love you is the inscription on Pandora's box.
Mason Cooley

I read less and less. I have not forgiven books for their failure to tell me the truth and make me happy.
Mason Cooley

I see what you mean, but I do not think what you think.
Mason Cooley

I'm being treated like a sex object, cried the lady. No matter. I will take care of it, said Time soothingly.
Mason Cooley

Ideology has shaped the very sofa on which I sit.
Mason Cooley

If beggars do not hate the rest of us, they are even more abject than I had imagined.
Mason Cooley

If I play hard to get, soon the phone stops ringing altogether.
Mason Cooley

If modesty disappeared, so would exhibitionism.
Mason Cooley

If success is a habit, it is a hard one to acquire.
Mason Cooley

If the world would apologize, I might consider a reconciliation.
Mason Cooley

If we think about the obvious long enough, it dissolves.
Mason Cooley