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Martin Short Quotes

Type:
Actor Quotes
Category:
American Actor Quotes
Date of Birth:
March 26, 1950
Nationality:
American
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Martin Short

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All these things that enter your head are assignments. You write them up and then throw them out there and if someone wants to do it, your assignment is done.
Martin Short

All you're trying to do in an improvisation is get as much material as possible for the editing room.
Martin Short

Being the youngest of five, you're adored, you're fueled with confidence.
Martin Short

David Lynch and I almost made a movie together in the late '80s. We had lots of dinners and lunches. He's a very cool, hip guy. This film, let's face it, is like an homage to him, I would imagine he'd find it funny.
Martin Short

I always do my life around the school year. Around the middle of June, the kids are out of school and we go up to our cottage in Canada.
Martin Short

I hate to lull the audience into letting them think that something is something. It's always fun to defy expectations.
Martin Short

I have a kind of objective luxury about my career.
Martin Short

I have sometimes imagined my own death and brought myself to tears.
Martin Short

I know if I were to drop dead now, people would probably write nice things in the obit.
Martin Short

I pretend I'm one of the royal family when I'm in a hotel and that the hotel belongs to me - it is a palace.
Martin Short

I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
Martin Short

I think loss can fuel how you lead your whole life.
Martin Short

I've chosen to treat my life more like a party than something to stress about.
Martin Short

I've done lots of improv things but not a whole movie.
Martin Short

I've never done an improvised movie as a fictitious character. I think that's the challenge.
Martin Short

My mother was the concert master of the symphony. Absurdity and eccentricity were not criticized.
Martin Short

No one is any one thing.
Martin Short

One of my great influences was Don Knotts as Barney Fife.
Martin Short

People do think I'm Jewish. But we're Irish Catholic. My father had a brogue.
Martin Short

Someone once asked me what was the weirdest question I was ever asked. And I was stymied.
Martin Short

Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.
Martin Short

What I learned, a little too late, was that the 'traditional' Martin Short target viewer weighs under 300 pounds. Unfortunately, I was on during daytime.
Martin Short

What's great about being a character actor is you know that you can survive forever. It's not about the gloss of your eyebrows.
Martin Short

Years ago, I found that being that excited about something so commonplace, like what to wear on an airplane, was kind of engaging.
Martin Short

You go through publicists because it's easy for a publicist to say to another publicist, "No".
Martin Short

You try to figure out things to keep yourself interested. It's very easy to get lulled.
Martin Short


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