Mark Twain Quotes

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
Mark Twain

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Mark Twain

In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
Mark Twain

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
Mark Twain

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
Mark Twain

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress.
Mark Twain

It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
Mark Twain

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain

It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected.
Mark Twain

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.
Mark Twain

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
Mark Twain

It is easier to stay out than get out.
Mark Twain

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.
Mark Twain

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races.
Mark Twain

It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
Mark Twain

It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
Mark Twain

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Mark Twain

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.
Mark Twain

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Mark Twain

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
Mark Twain

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Mark Twain Quotes

Type: Author Quotes Category: American Author Quotes Date of Birth: November 30, 1835 Date of Death: April 21, 1910 Nationality: American Find on Amazon: Mark Twain Related Authors: Zig Ziglar Tony Robbins Helen Keller Henry David Thoreau Anais Nin Brian Tracy Joseph Campbell Leo Buscaglia	1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Mark Twain In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. Mark Twain In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours. Mark Twain It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. Mark Twain It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so. Mark Twain It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native criminal class except Congress. Mark Twain It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them. Mark Twain It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Mark Twain It is better to take what does not belong to you than to let it lie around neglected. Mark Twain It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them. Mark Twain It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. Mark Twain It is easier to stay out than get out. Mark Twain It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. Mark Twain It is not best that we should all think alike; it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races. Mark Twain It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. Mark Twain It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it. Mark Twain It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. Mark Twain It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. Mark Twain It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. Mark Twain Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. Mark Twain 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11