Everything seems to have been turned upside-down, but in a good way.
Mark Roberts

God knows when I'm going to retire. I think I'm going to be bored.
Mark Roberts

Hollywood have been in touch; they want to make a movie of my life.
Mark Roberts

I always thought, because America is supposed to be the land of the free, nudity would be part of the norm over there, but it isn't. It's surprising.
Mark Roberts

I can read the Tarot cards and believe in ghosts.
Mark Roberts

I don't make political statements; let's all have a laugh. Let's all live and be free. I try and live to the letter of the law, but right on the edge of it.
Mark Roberts

I don't want to do anything in bad taste.
Mark Roberts

I go from pub to pub, or jumping on buses or stopping cars. I don't need a TV audience. Every time I go naked, all of a sudden TV cameras pop up around me.
Mark Roberts

I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet.
Mark Roberts

I just love having a buzz all the time, regardless of the consequences.
Mark Roberts


I really want to do the Olympics. Obviously, I can't let things out of the bag, so to speak.
Mark Roberts

I wanted to get superimposed on a shuttle launch.
Mark Roberts

I was asked to model but I never took up the offer.
Mark Roberts

I was in Liverpool city center and I thought I broke one of my toes, just by jumping on buses. I put my arm in the door on the outside, and the bus just drives away with me naked.
Mark Roberts

I'm a free spirit; more people should become free spirits.
Mark Roberts

I'm making the statement that we should all live life and have a laugh. Nakedness is a thing where people take notice. If you do it in the right way, people laugh.
Mark Roberts

In England, there are so many TV commercials with nudity in them, and there are so many TV programs that show nudity on a regular basis. It's becoming more of a norm.
Mark Roberts

It takes time to love someone properly, and in this business, you get very wary of people.
Mark Roberts

It's always been performance art, but now it's on a different level.
Mark Roberts

Neil Armstrong, when he was out there landing on the moon, I was there first.
Mark Roberts