Mark McKinney Quotes

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.
Mark McKinney

Love, Two, Number

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.
Mark McKinney

Drunk, Brain, Size

And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?
Mark McKinney

Single, Wrong, Getting

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
Mark McKinney

Drink, Toilet, Thirsty

It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.
Mark McKinney

Off, Cold, Head

Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.
Mark McKinney

Play, Oh, Anyway

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.
Mark McKinney

Joke, Says, Newspaper

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.
Mark McKinney

Love, Give, Off

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!
Mark McKinney

Two, After, Short

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
Mark McKinney

Somebody, Wants, Pick

You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.
Mark McKinney

Night, Dancing, Golfing

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Biography

Nationality: Canadian

Born: June 26, 1959

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