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Type: Comedian Quotes Find on Amazon: Margaret Smith Related Authors: Steven Wright Josh Billings Groucho Marx W. C. Fields Mitch Hedberg James Thurber Rodney Dangerfield George Carlin |
I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.
Margaret Smith I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in. Margaret Smith If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No." Margaret Smith My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? Margaret Smith Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty. Margaret Smith The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently. Margaret Smith |
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