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Margaret Smith Quotes

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
Margaret Smith
Funny, Angry, Looking
I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies of their tapes.
Margaret Smith
Last, Takes, Longer
I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in the yard while I run in.
Margaret Smith
Parents, Wait, Often
If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said 'No.'
Margaret Smith
Said, Mary
Sin recognized but that may keep us humble, But oh, it keeps us nasty.
Margaret Smith
Humble, May, Keep
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.
Margaret Smith
Best, Word, Frequently

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