Margaret Cho Quotes

Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.
Margaret Cho

Beautiful, Woman, Insult

Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart.
Margaret Cho

Mind, Heart, Wanted

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.
Margaret Cho

Life, Humor, Through

If you say you're not a feminist, you're almost denying your own existence.
Margaret Cho

Almost, Existence, Feminist

Being called ugly and fat and disgusting to look at from the time I could barely understand what the words meant has scarred me so deep inside that I have learned to hunt, stalk, claim, own and defend my own loveliness.
Margaret Cho

Time, Deep, Words

People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.
Margaret Cho

Best, Loneliness, Live

The power of visibility can never be underestimated.
Margaret Cho

Power, Visibility

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.
Margaret Cho

Sex, Live, Together

My former bullies pay extra to come backstage and meet me after shows, and I pretend not to know them in front of their friends. It is the most divine pleasure to exact the revenge of the brutalized child that resides within.
Margaret Cho

Revenge, Friends, After

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.
Margaret Cho

Life, Humor, Good

Why go through life feeling cheated? It does nothing but make you bitter.
Margaret Cho

Life, Feeling, Nothing

Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may never expect, in a way that resounds so deeply within you that you cannot believe it.
Margaret Cho

Love, Hate, Someone

I am into belly dancing. I used to only hang with comics. Now I have friends who are dancers, and my whole house has a harem feel.
Margaret Cho

Friends, Whole, Used

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.
Margaret Cho

Love, Time, Hate

I thought I was so ugly for so long, and I wasted so much of my life on this dumb notion.
Margaret Cho

Life, Long, Thought

I'm lucky that I have good genetics. Like you said, it just gets better as I get older.
Margaret Cho

Good, Said, Older

Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.
Margaret Cho

Love, Hate, Big

Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.
Margaret Cho

Give, Makes, Show

I didn't appreciate the young woman that I was, or my young beauty, because I was so obsessed with the fact that I felt fat. It's never good to add to anybody else's suffering. It's an important topic to really get the gravity and the importance of - dealing with dignity.
Margaret Cho

Beauty, Good, Important

Babies got it going on!
Margaret Cho

Comedy was all I ever wanted.
Margaret Cho

Grow up and let anyone try to contend with the adult you.
Margaret Cho

Try, Anyone, Grow

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.
Margaret Cho

Funny, Find, Tell

I have 3 dogs myself - I actually have a kennel license in order to do so. I love them so much I couldn't imagine my life without them.
Margaret Cho

Life, Love, Actually

I have permanent damage to my body because I wanted to be thin.
Margaret Cho

Wanted, Body, Permanent

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Nationality: American

Born: December 5, 1968

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