Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.
Marc Maron

The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day.
Marc Maron

The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming.
Marc Maron

The development of the comedy club industry destroyed the uniqueness and intimacy of the profession but it also created jobs for comics and bred some great performers.
Marc Maron

The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive.
Marc Maron

The next evolutionary step is into the screen.
Marc Maron

There are also always those burnt, hard kernels at the bottom that don't pop. You know why they don't pop? They don't pop because they have integrity.
Marc Maron

We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice.
Marc Maron

When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of the Cheech and Chong records and all of the Richard Pryor records.
Marc Maron

When I was a young kid I loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett and Jackie Vernon.
Marc Maron

When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate.
Marc Maron