On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job.
Lou Holtz

Show me someone who has done something worthwhile, and I'll show you someone who has overcome adversity.
Lou Holtz

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
Lou Holtz

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood.
Lou Holtz

When all is said and done, more is said than done.
Lou Holtz

You'll never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him.
Lou Holtz

You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose.
Lou Holtz