I like fat people more then I like thin people, things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
Lloyd Kaufman

If someone offered me a hundred million dollars to make a movie? I would first remind him that there are 850 million people in the world who don't have enough to eat.
Lloyd Kaufman

In our racist, sexist society, Christmas is the 8 hours when we stop killing each other and gratutious over eating is encouraged so that the starving and other people in the world can die!
Lloyd Kaufman

It is up to us to produce better-quality movies.
Lloyd Kaufman

Movies are art and the spirit of the movie depends on the creators.
Lloyd Kaufman

There is no way I could have ever dared to make a documentary, much less have the money to make a documentary, if it was on 16mm. But, with the magic of digital.
Lloyd Kaufman