All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful.
Liz Smith

Begin somewhere; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.
Liz Smith

Charlton Heston announced again today that he is suffering from Alzheimer's.
Liz Smith

Do not join encounter groups. If you enjoy being made to feel inadequate, call your mother.
Liz Smith

Good gossip is just what's going on. Bad gossip is stuff that is salacious, mean, and bitchy; the kind most people really enjoy.
Liz Smith

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress.
Liz Smith

Gossip is news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress.
Liz Smith

No matter who you are or what you plan to do in life, learn to type!
Liz Smith

One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless.
Liz Smith

The greatest of all mistakes is to do nothing because you can only do a little. Do what you can.
Liz Smith

The marriage didn't work out but the separation is great.
Liz Smith

To deny we need and want power is to deny that we hope to be effective.
Liz Smith

What you become is what counts.
Liz Smith

You can't build a reputation on what you intend to do.
Liz Smith